I volunteered to work at this sweet Kevin Max show! I got to hang out with him and he showed me his new 8X10 that he’ll be using throughout the next tour:

With a capital D folks. I have never wanted to punch a man in the face this bad. I don’t care if he sang ‘Jesus Freak’ we still should have towed his car when he showed up late without doing a soundcheck and blocked someone’s driveway.

I also just found out from my refering tracker that if you go to a russion search engine, www.yandex.ru, and type in xanga, I’m the third result, cool huh?

Immanuel Kant
1724-1804
Nationality: Prussian

Group Alliances:
“Terrible” Transcendental Idealists
“Destructive” Deontologists
“Contemptible” Constructivists

AKA: Hometown Manny
The Punctual Prussian
The Virgin
The Categorical Imperator
I’ve Fallen and I Kant Get Up
The Greatest Modern Philosopher

Powers: follows rules well, can leap as high as hundreds of times his own height

Weaknesses: sometimes seen as overly critical

Notes: This figure is, of course, only the phenomenal Kant toy. The deluxe version, Noumenal Self® Kant, is available only on special order and costs $339.95 (plus tax and S&H).

The reader may wonder, “Why is Kant blue with red tiger stripes?” Well, why twelve categories? I don’t know. It was decided that a toy representing as important a philosopher as Kant ought to be unique in some way, that there ought to be some kind of toyly manifestation of his philosophical greatness. Blue with red tiger stripes was deemed sufficiently bad ass

This has always made me smile:

“If you attempt to tell a relativist the difference between right and wrong, you will no doubt hear, “None of that is true! We make our own reality!” If that’s true, and we all create our own reality, then our statement of moral accountability is merely a figment of the relativist’s imagination. If a relativist has a problem with a statement of absolute morality, the relativist should take the issue up with himself.”

I apologize to the author/speaker.. I have no idea who said that

in the very least I’m in-fatuated

Molly Ringwald (80s version) will you marry me?

I just watched the breakfast club, I haven’t seen that in FOREVER. What a solid movie.