I think myspace bulletins are funny. For example I just got this one:

“it’s pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:

* have someone fall in love with you
* find a $20 bill on the ground
* make-out with the person you like
* your best friend will get you a really nice gift
* get a gf-bf
* get an A on all your tests
* get 10 new friends”

I think it’d be really funny if middle aged adults were the predominate force on myspace because the promises would be so much better. It’d be something like

“it’s pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:

*get hired at a job with decent health care/pension
*bank of america will stop harassing you
*your husband/wife will stop putting the toilet paper on the wrong way
*your state representative will start representing you/you will be elected to congress
*you will get to have sex this month
*not have your car reposessed because you used it as collateral against your kids student loans
*you index fund will yeild 2% profit
*you will stay out drinking past 10pm on a weeknight and not have a 3 day hangover.”